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I’m GENUINELY curious. I’ve kinda picked up that a lot of us have at least 1 part of the drawing process that we just fuckin,, hate. I know a lot of us have strong opinions on lineart. Mine is doing the flat colours, that shit is so boring. Rant about what you hate and why in the tags. This is a safe space to be a whiny bitch
#idk if it's noticable. but.#i don't do lineart..🧍#it's not like ''ohhh i hate doing it it's a chore it's the worst part of the drawing process blegh'' ITS JUST NOT THERE.#IT JUST KINDA DISSAPEARED FROM MY DRAWING PROCESS LIKE. SOME LAMARCKARIAN EVO PROCESS.#and its not like i have control over it bc honest to god i have No Idea of what my ''''drawing process'''' even is or how it happens or why#last time i tried to like. not lineart but like. do a sketch and trace over it on a separate layer??#it came out looking like a weird ahh coloring book illustration. stiff. horrible. never doing that again.#maybe it's bc i did it..consciously? i dont know. it was forced and i hated drawing it i felt forced and it looked forced#beginning to end of my creative process is like a game of pachinko. i just sometimes open CPS and from then onward its sheer luck#its like#drawing idea(maybe)->open CPS->select flat round brush i use for everything->??????????->profit!(maybe)#so i just render my sketches! ? or maybe i just jump straight to'lineart'! ?¿ ¿ im not sure !#god knows#lol
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hey check this out. *puts him in the fucking microwave*
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thinking about the enemies in okage shadow king
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CELLBIT'S REACTION TO WILBUR
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[Cellbit]: I can't say the name of my informat from the federation because he can be part of -IT'S HATSUNE MIKU? WHAT IS HE DOING HEEEERE, i can't belive this
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icarus could you share the crumb tweets?
so this is the one from today! and the one below is when they did the new pronouns reveal. genuinely no one’s doing it like him he’s so fucking funny
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when i first saw him i thought he was pondering at his reflection in the water but then i realized hes just begging for this drowned to come to the surface so he can chuck him across the river like the sack of wet meat he is
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
#i bet my firstborn that this is the part of the algorithm that directs u to y/n fanfics according to the gendering of the protag#and honestly? 93636763iq move. props to the devs
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ALL OF THEM!! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍
(some close ups under cut)
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#another day another w for cartinagellous fish#wait did i spell that right#whateva. soft fish stay on top💯💯💯
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im not caught up with qsmp and i dont think i ever will be and its ok bc seeing shit like this with 0 context is so funny
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o quackity coringando mdskkkkkjkjjjkkjjjjjkkkkkkkkk
#hi guys what's cooking#liveblogging#poquarentena#eu vou ter que assistir essa porra de vod INTEIRO DEPOIS PUTA QUE PARIIUUUUUUU DEUS ME ODEIAAAAAAAAA AHGHRRRAAASAHGRHHAH#só pode ser uma maldição porra eu sempre chego tarde puta que pariu ninguem enconsta em mim
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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
#THE MENTAL IMAGE IS KILLING ME OP OH MY GOD JHVDKSFAIDU#like oh son you are wayyy too close with ur boyfriend. ✋ go talk to ur queer cousin so you can forget about your queerness 🚫🏳️🌈#this is literally like sending your daughter to an all girls catholic school. old straight people are so dumb its overwhelmingly funny#but yea. best of luck; scheme a little gay plot with him or something. bc having conservative parents sucks ass! and trust me; id know
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in another hundred years people are gonna go search for the titans wreckage in a boat called the tit
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My favourite things about the whole OceanGate disaster, in no particular order
That the vessel was originally named Cyclops II but the CEO renamed it to Titan, so it’s even BETTER than the Titanic
He also called it indestructible
The guy piloting the vessel is an ex-naval captain who has been on several titanic manned trips. But the guy is 77 rn
The billionaire from Pakistan is apparently friends with King Charles. You’d think for someone who’s besties with a guy whose job was literally being born, he’d care more about protecting his bloodline. Instead, he brought his 19 year old with him
Meanwhile, the stepson of one of the other billionaires (I think the British one named Hamish) went to a Blink 182 concert. When questioned about this, he basically went “my family would want me to go to the concert”. Today, minutes after posting about asking for thoughts and prayers, he @‘ed an OF model on Twitter, asking her to sit on his face
Bc it’s part of the safety demo & music track list for the trip, there is a VERY good chance that if there’s still some power left in the sub, it’s playing an instrumental of My Heart Will Go On on loop
Also, the vessel is a submersible bc it doesn’t meet literally any of the safety regulations to be called a submarine. Which the CEO knew, because he’s blatantly said that safety regulations get in the way of progress
The CEO once stated that he thought the future of humanity was not in space, but in the ocean when the surface becomes uninhabitable
Apparently the controller he’s using has REAL bad reviews because the connection always fails
These idiots paid $250k EACH but they had to pack their own lunch. Not even a damn charcuterie board
The pilot’s seat is on the toilet. So whenever someone needs to go, the pilot needs to move
There’s 1 window looking out. That’s it
It’s about the size of a minivan
The sub uses texts (but only to the CEO’s phone) to communicate, as well as StarLink, but they can only access that if they surface
The door literally cannot be opened from inside
There is a decent chance that at least 1 person has been cannibalized (my bet was the pilot since he’s not rich, but bc of the banging sounds, he’s probs not dead, so it may be the CEO)
They’re supposed to run out of oxygen tomorrow (22/06/23) at 7 am est, but tbh, the CO2 scrubber system will probs fail before that
The toilet is a plastic bag
This is only the 3rd time in 3 years the vessel has gone to the Titanic. Every other time, there’s an issue and they gotta turn back within like 4 hours
A lot of major news networks are trying to remain positive, but it’s a HILARIOUS comparison when you go to social media and every single person is like “yeah that shit is built like a cardboard boat, they’re fucked”
The company’s name is literally called OceanGate
#[metalpipe.wav]#[metalpipe.wav][metalpipe.wav][metalpipe.wav][metalpipe.wav][metalpipe.wav][metalpipe.wav][me#ok i knew it was bad#but i didnt know it was THIS bad#holy fuck what is wrong with rich people. what.#this whole situation is so fucking funny im sorry god i am NOT ur strongest soldier
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guys i'm not even being funny every single photo i have seen of the pringles can has no windows. there's one dome window and it's by the toilet. these people paid more money than it costs to buy a house to sit in a metal tube while a pilot who has on record said safety is a nuisance to innovation steers it around with a knock off playstation controller my cousin got for christmas in 2014. there is a tiny little window the same quality as a sea life shrimp exhibit to gawk at the a mass grave. everything i see about this wretched boat is somehow more perplexing than the last. the next time i look at the news it will have come out the sun was made of paper mache.
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