expressions

did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

based off this post:

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

the homestucks could not fight they snapped the stick before making a dent in the piñata

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

close your eyes. imagine in your head a dickless cock with no balls. do you see how the image recedes from view the more language I add to it? a dickless cock. with no balls.

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

homestuck day observed