occasional posts from users

so no one was gonna tell me that the lyrics to too sweet by hozier aren’t

“i’ll take my whisk and leeaave / i’m coughing blood in my bed at three / you’re too sweet for me”

???????

Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

genuinely hoping that one day the alpha male podcast bros will discover just enough about the omegaverse to start calling men they consider weak ‘omega males’ but not enough to know what the fuck they’re actually saying

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it