died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

Getting tired of dadaism im a mamaist #mama

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

is it just me or does the way people treat like "dopamine" and "serotonin" in modern pop psych context read exactly like balancing the humors

I think the funniest example of technically-not-a-furry I've ever personally encountered is a person who'd firmly insist "I'm not a furry because furries have fursonas, and I don't have a fursona. I just pay furries to draw pictures of me having sex with their fursonas, which is completely different."

A couple years ago, I was staying with a friend for New Year’s and we’d decided to drive down to this adorable strip of locally-owned small business shops and check them out. The bakery was particularly crowded and since I wasn’t planning to buy anything, I waited outside. It’d been snowing, and since moving I’d picked up a “Californian-experiences-true-midwest-winter-for-the-first-time” habit of making at least one (1) tiny snowman every opportunity I get

so I built a little snowman on one of the small tables on this strip. 

after about three minutes of cramming ice together, I hear, “Do you want espresso beans for the eyes?” and I turn around and there’s this gal leaning precariously far out the window of her coffee shop, surrounded by her coworkers, holding out her hand and said espresso beans.

I think of those strangers often. just the thought of them all looking out the window to see this random stranger on the corner in the snow building a tiny snowman and deciding to join in, make it special for no other reason than that they wanted to. people are so, so precious and I’m never going to forget that moment.

Is it clear who the terrorist is?

mappa being like “oh yuri on ice just wasn’t profitable” OLYMPIC ATHLETES WATCHED YOUR FUCKING SHOW, MAPPA. OLYMPIC!!! ATHLETES!!! OLYMPIC SKATERS HAVE GIVEN TRIBUTE TO THIS SERIES!!!! MAPPA WHAT THE FUCK

two sheep. standing still

I'm just going to say that student movements are always powerful because governments fear students. What did they expect from Columbia University? Part of their culture was that students did the same years ago when the Vietnam war was taking place! Look really close to these movements because I feel this is the beginning of the end.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.