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moving!
only like this post to keep in touch! i’m going to be reblogging, so if you only like, it’ll be much easier! thanks!
#this is probably gonna be an archive probably#if you like this i will dm you and let you know my new account!#thank you for supporting me up until now#some of you guys have become my closest friends#i wouldnt trade the world for you ❤️#so if you want to keep in touch please like!#even if we arent mutuals know this. I LOVE U ❤️#will be queueing this post for a week! probably ten times per day
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can we take a moment to just think about how incredibly scary magical healing is in-context?
You get your insides ripped open but your friend waves his hands and your flesh just pulls back together, agony and evisceration pulling back to a ‘kinda hurts’ level of pain and you’re physically whole, with the 100% expectation that you’ll get back up and keep fighting whatever it was that struck you down the first time.
You break your arm after falling somewhere and after you’re healed instead of looking for ‘another way around’ everybody just looks at you and goes “okay try again”.
You’ve been fighting for hours, you’re hungry, thirsty, bleeding, crying from exhaustion, and a hand-wave happens and only two of those things go away. you’re still hungry, you’re still weak from thirst, but the handwave means you have ‘no excuse’ to stop.
You act out aggressively maybe punch a wall or gnash your teeth or hit your head on something and it’s hand-waved because it’s ‘such a small injury you probably can’t even feel it anymore’ but the point was that you felt it at all?
Your pain literally means nothing because as long as you’re not bleeding you’re not injured, right? Here drink this potion and who cares about the emotional exhaustion of that butchered village, why are you so reserved in camp don’t you think it’s fun retelling that time you fell through a burning building and with a hand-wave you got back up again and ran out with those two kids and their dog?
Older warriors who get a shiver around magic-users not because of the whole ‘fireball’ thing but the ‘I don’t know what a normal pain tolerance is anymore’ effect of too much healing. Permanent paralysis and loss of sensation in limbs is pretty much a given in the later years of any fighter’s life. Did I have a stroke or did the mage just heal too hard and now this side of my face doesn’t work? No i’m not dead from the dragon’s claws but I can’t even bend my torso anymore because of how the scar tissue grew out of me like a vine.
Magical healing is great and keeps casualties down.
But man.
That stuff is scary.
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my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric
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je yeet
tu yeetes
il/elle/on yeet
nous yeetons
vous yeetez
ils/elles yeetent
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Killer: I’m coming to kill you as soon as I find your house addre-
me:
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Donatella Versace answering questions is everything I needed today
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beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome
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Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
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