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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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absolute worst thing about living with my brother. whom I adore and cherish and annoy every day of his life. is that he's a grown ass adult who's never learned to NOT leave paper tissues in his jeans pockets when he puts them in the laundry. every time I take the clothes out of the washing machine it's white wet confetti everywhere
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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Wait....
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Is that what I think it is?
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IT IS!
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JK. But it does look like a sibling of the Soul Eater Moon and Sun.
It also looks like a face from a movie that has haunted my dreams since I was a kid.
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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Ok, now I feel like I'm getting close to the connection between Fire Force and Soul Eater. The Traveler looks kind of like Death. I don't think they are the same, though. Connected somehow, maybe?
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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Who's that pokemon!?
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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Wait. I thought Noto was Chinese. Apparently he's Canadian? Southern? Canadian Southern Chinese?
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pardon-my-scifi · 2 days
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This dude is info dumping about potatoes. Even as people have stated they're going to bed and are drifting off. Autistic.
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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Sweet baby cheesus. This man. His hat. The bunny tail. The shoulders.
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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Not only is this dude autistic (I will die on this hill), he is the definition of Mad Scientist.
"Sure, I might die. But I'll see something really cool before I do."
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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As someone who has operated live CCTV cameras:
It's adorable when you make faces and wave at the camera
I always say hello and wave back
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pardon-my-scifi · 3 days
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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
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pardon-my-scifi · 4 days
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Oh, look! Baymax has a cousin!
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