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paperboatprince · 18 hours
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WILLY STAMPLER
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paperboatprince · 18 hours
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Terry I love you. You are so weird. WHY do you have a sword????
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paperboatprince · 2 days
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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paperboatprince · 3 days
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Tumblr can also have the Ron doodle. As a treat
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paperboatprince · 3 days
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Hey guys do you think Henry upon coming to earth had such an appreciation for rocks because none of them were perfect or identical to one another unlike in Oakvale where even the trees had to be ‘perfect’ and were all the exact same❤️
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paperboatprince · 4 days
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Love getting to hear Will DM, but which player is willing to replace him as the one who has super niche time period accurate comments? Who will rattle off ridiculous slang and know way too much about the post office now?
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paperboatprince · 5 days
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I was thinking about this meme the whole week
for the plp who don't know the image
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paperboatprince · 6 days
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reblog to pet prev
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paperboatprince · 7 days
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giddy up pardners
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paperboatprince · 8 days
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taking psychic damage every time freddie and matt pronounce ‘niche’ as ‘nitch’
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paperboatprince · 8 days
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Hi ! I absolutely love your design! I don't know if you take request, but if you do, I would love to see dood in your style. Thank you so much
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Goofy lil Eldritch horror
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paperboatprince · 9 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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paperboatprince · 9 days
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glenn, henry, darryl
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paperboatprince · 9 days
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I love each and every one of these himbos you have no idea
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paperboatprince · 10 days
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paperboatprince · 10 days
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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.
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paperboatprince · 10 days
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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