I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again
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okay y’all real talk
what social media platform are we all collectively moving to
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“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?
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i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers
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Gogspeed, Sis!
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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
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