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Ohhhhh. Oh, fuck you, Liangmu. I don't feel bad about wussing out and not telling you the truth now.
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I don't like the awkwardness of waiting for people to head out after we win a weekly boss. My world level is as high as it goes but the game keeps inviting people in instead of sending me elsewhere.
And I don't like the pressure to perform as a "leader". The game made that choice, not me. No, I don't have a a C6 R6 Yelan and expert timing. I am mediocre but trying my best.
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hoyo found another way to hurt me over la signora...
arlecchino's voiceline is hilarious, la signora was a RICH AUNTIE AUGHH. it's simultaneously pathetically cute and so sad that she was bribing the kids for love. im going to think about la signora at the house of the hearth forever now
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Jing Yuan got taken out so I lost. I feel like "But I was so close" is a theme for me with HYV games.
Though,I guess there's always a possibility that it's biased towards feeling that way because I'm not really going to notice as much when I clear something easily
Fighting the last round of Phantylia. A pair of flowers ATE Sampo ಠ_ಠ
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Fighting the last round of Phantylia. A pair of flowers ATE Sampo ಠ_ಠ
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"You can't buy happiness but you can buy armloads of toys and candy to secure yourself a 'favorite auntie' position with a group of orphans, which is still pretty cool."
- La Signora, I guess
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✦ PERRIE THE PLATYPUS???!!!
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Here’s the reference source, I really love this small detail! AAAAA
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「Twitter」
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my beloved dendro husband
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One year ago, everybody's favorite snakey doctor finally became a playable character 🙏 He was too distinct to stay an NPC so obviously he was coming at some point but damn did it take a while. (The Wiki lists his first appearance, the Guizhong quest, as being released 1.0. That can't be right can it?)
Between the anniversary of his release date and his birthday, there has been so much new Baizhu art on Twitter. Delightful. Lovely. Thank you. 😩
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It's 11:00 p.m. Why are you putting party hats on that plant?
Because it's it's birthday.🍅🎉
They don't sell party hats at my local dollar store anymore, so I had to slap together some with paint, a stapler and a cereal box.
The lighting's terrible. I wasn't feeling well today but I still wanted to do something because it is a milestone after all 🤷♂️
One year 🎂: 166 mini tomatoes/ 4 plants
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Somebody else in the thread even said "It's the legs" See?? See?? What did I say about a week ago?
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My Brother: If you steal his hat, will he turn back into a snowman?
Me: What? No?......No.
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Cineas can kiss my ass. I was going to chip chip away at his health, okay fine, but then it restarted? What?
Bloom team, Zhongli shielding. It feels like that should work but not if I'm going to lose all my progress when it restarts.
This is what marks me as a "casual" I guess. If something pisses me off enough, I'm not having any fun with it and there isn't even much of a payout, I'll just not do it. I'm still probably doing 95% of the game.
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Happy Birthday, Baizhu!
Good morning. How have you been holding up recently? Any discomfort?
I've prepared a whole range of medicinal foods to help fortify your body, and Qiqi has also gathered some rare herbs for you.
Also, take this herbal bouquet I put together for you. It'll have a calming effect if you put it by your bedside.
If you'd rather not see the flowers wilt away, you may also decoct them. I'll show you how a little later.
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Happy Birthday, Baizhu!
"My sincere thanks to all of you, but I've already received far too many gifts today — any more would be wasted on me. Please, hold onto those and enjoy them yourselves."
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