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I was a teenage outlaw | with no worries on my mind.
and now I'm getting older | my heart is growing colder, oh, that's fine
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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store
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Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze
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