Call me Lex. 26 year old void spawn, male presenting but in a female way, gay, who thinks he's funny but is actualy a pile of decorative garbage. Trapped in Plato's Allegory of the Cave for sexy reasons. Croc and Ball Torture is my legacy. keeping track of the 2022 Hell Timeline is my burden. Bibble is a war criminal and must be apprehended for his crimes against humanity. On this day, July 17th, 2021, Forrest was found and kidnapped by a sentient Hershey's Chocolate Bar who was then viciously murdered by Freddy Benson. I am Cringe, but I am Free. Every day my bio gets more and more incomprehensible, as it should be. Steve from Blues Clues is proud of me and nothing else matters. Is this the timeline we earned by burning Gävelbocken?. Autism is stored in the balls. July 7th 2022, Argentina experienced an economic collapse as the economy minister resigns after doing nothing to help. Meanwhile, the UK Tory party fucking imploded with Boris Johnson (and 50+ others) resigning because everyone hates him 🗡 July 8th 2022, Shinzo Abe former PM of Japan and known fascist and r*pe apologist, got assassinated (by someone who is not Hideo Kojima) 🦀🦀🦀 Canadians would find out about this later, because millions of canadians lost power, reportedly affecting 1/4th of the country. I don't know enough about Sri Lanka, but July 9th 2022, Sri Lanka's PM's house burned down in a protest and their president resigned 🔥 September 8th 2022, Queen Elizabeth finally fucking died on Out of Touch, or should we say Out of Throne Thursday🦀🦀🦀 blog header credit to canadian photographer Dennis Fast. My bio is an ever growing amalgamation of things I think about daily. i am not responsible for the tags i leave on your posts but i am sorry about it :3 In march 2024, I was crowned Scene King at the Alt Party by being the only Actually Alt Person at the Alt Party and since it was my crush who crowned me, I've been riding that high ever since

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