Why is Tumblr showing me Mads Mikkelsen and Anime Mads Mikkelsen

toads riding snake

gharials riding gharial

家主のおりべやにも

ぶらんけっとがあるです

There is my blanket at my landlady's weaving room

hugging this dog would be heavenly

Everyone: Laios is a generic blond human fighter!

Laios: Learns healing magic, can sense the presence of undead when nobody else can, is constantly being contacted by a higher power.

Y'all, Laios isn't a generic fighter. He's a paladin.

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

An Anatolian pars, a leopard subspecies, is seen by a camera trap set up in Turkey. It was thought that the endangered animal was extinct for years until 2013 when two of them were spotted

Photograph: Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

I'm a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months

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cease sending me your inane flirtations. i am already simultaneously married, widowed, divorced, and involuntarily celibate

equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time