I Love To Be Disgusting

*Sees Anything* This Sucks Would Be Cooler If Owls Made It

Can I Get Alrond On The Phone -branchgrinder100

Alrond Is Too Small He Just Falls In The Phone Holes And Gets Hopelessly Lost

Fuck It All

OTHERS: Slaves To Online; Worship Computer

ME: Only Goes Online When I Feel Like It

*Sees Anything* This Sucks Would Be Cooler If Owls Made It

Sometimes To Cope I Go Stupid As Hell

Sometimes Being The Most Intelligent Living Thing Can Be Exhausting So I Go Stupid

Sometimes Being The Most Intelligent Living Thing Can Be Exhausting So I Go Stupid

One Of My Favourote Musical Genres Is Called Owlcore And One Of The Key Defining Features Of Owlcore Is Its Fucking Sucks And Is Terrible

*Makes A Noise Like A Falling Leaf On A Crisp Winter's Morning*

*Makes A Noise Like Heaving Hot Metal*

*Makes A Noise Like Heaving Hot Metal*

Hey You Know What You Dont Know Nothing About Me Kid Shut Up F!@&er Stop Trolling Me Ok Owls Cry Too You Know Sometimes Your Words Can Affect Others Be Really Hurtful So Maybe Think About That Before You Go Posting Rude Comments About Me On My Own Web-Tube You Know I Do This Sh!t For You People Free Of Charge I Dont Have To But I Do It For Nothing Out The Kindness Of My Heart And And (SHARP INHALE) And The Way Some Of You People Treat Me Its Honestly Sickening Look Why Do You Have To Troll Me Like This When All Ive Done All Ive Ever Ever Done Is Be Sweet And Kind On The Internet Thats It Ive Had It With You Now I'll Let You Off With A Warning This Time Ok But Hoo Boy Next Time And There Had Better Not Be A Next Time But If There Is There Will Be Real Trouble Believe You Me

OTHERS: Slaves To Online; Worship Computer

ME: Only Goes Online When I Feel Like It

Take A Break From It All.

Take A Break For Once. Go Outside. Breathe In The Fresh Air. Smell The Flowers. Pick Up A Blade Of Grass. Smell It. Taste It. How Was It? Put It Down. Look At A Rock. Pick It Up. Smell It. Taste It. Try To Scrape Your Teeth Against It. See Which Chips First. The Rock Or The Tooth. Did You Enjoy That? Now Put The Rock Back Down. It Does Not Belong To You. Like All Things It Has Its Place. Look Up At The Sky. Clear Your Head. Think For A Moment. Count The Clouds. Are There Any? How Many? What Do They Look Like? Ruminate On The Colour Of The Sky, The Clouds, The Treetops. Makes You Think Doesn't It? Look At The Sun. Awe Inspiring. The Source Of All Energy On Earth. All Life. Keep Looking. Do Not Stop. You Don't Want To Be Weak Do You? You Are Not Weak. Keep Looking. I Know You Can. What Can You See? Can You See? It Does Not Matter. Close Your Eyes. Now Walk Forward. Slowly At First. Ease Into It. Pick Up The Pace Now. You Don't Want To Be Late. Break Into A Full Sprint But Watch Out. Oh My. That Was A Mistake. Down You Go. I Told You To Watch Out. Thats Ok. Happens To The Best Of Us. Up You Get. There. Thats Better. Skinned Your Knee. Oh Dear. Fight Through The Pain. What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. Back To It Then. Keep It Up. Thats How Its Done. Straight Through Here. You're Doing So Well. This Way. Almost There. Open Your Eyes. You've Made It. And Just In Time. Its My Birthday. The Festivities Are Just Beginning. And You Are The Guest Of Honour. So Good To Have You. So Glad You Could Join Us. Take A Seat. Make Yourself At Home. You've Earned A Rest. A Long Rest. You've Done So Well. Comfortable? Good. For The Best. You Could Be Here A While After All. Here. You Must Be Exhausted. Let's Get That Skin Off You

OTHERS: Slaves To Online; Worship Computer

ME: Only Goes Online When I Feel Like It

The Way Some Of You People Behave Its Like You Never Even Went To Owl School

Its Bull Shit Its All Bull Shit

Thanks Donny. Keep Up The Good Work

Forget What You Think You Know

Forget What You Think You Know