mutuals we shouldn't have miles and miles between us we should be laying on blankets at a music festival at dusk feeling the breeze and embracing the connection and letting the music wash over us

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

Come the Slumberless To the Land of Nod, Traci Brimhall

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

i’m a simple man if you ask me for song recs and then tell me what you think about them later i’ll be in love with you forever

very sleepy. i want to be sleepy with my love. lying in bed next to each other talking about absolutely nothing. not making any sense to anyone but ourselves. making new inside jokes. finally falling asleep in each other’s arms. having to crawl out of bed in the morning but wanting to stay in bed with each other for the rest of our lives. yeah.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

seeing the variation of names was really interesting also Odie is a speed demon

Oh my god!!???