sometimes this post pops up in my notifications bc some person think they did something by replying some stuff like "fuck me yourself" or "gladly" like, thank you for the laugh

i’ve seen a lot of stuff against pansexuality on twitter so if you think pansexuality isn’t valid kindly go fuck yourself

Hmm gay rights but for me only i think? The rest of u are on ur own

This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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Tumblr should add a feature where you can add a little personalized message whenever you block someone so that's all they see when they try to go to your blog

it’s tradition to draw Boone when I play New Vegas ‬

The hero we need.

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t.