(I apologise if this sounds snobbish. But please can people use full sentences in asks, at the very least? The amount I've received lately that are just "*Muse name* hru?" is really disheartening.

If you're going to ask someone a question, as least go to the effort of fully writing your words. I try my best to put effort in, but lately this wave of "text speech" and low effort stuff is just really killing my mood. It just feels bad when I try and put genuine effort in, to give people immersion in the muses and the world, and all I get back is "hru" and "They just smiled" in response.

I am fine with broken/translated English, because that's normal, not everyone is fluent, and they are making an effort in a language that isn't their mother tongue. Not got a problem with that at all. It's lazy English that I have a problem with. Feel free to use it in casual conversation with me, but if you're trying to interact with a muse, use full sentences and words. That's all I ask.)

Jarl Elisef, a census of Skyrim has been completed. You are officially the fattest woman in the province, by four million pounds. I think it’s safe to say your rule is secure.

"What wonderful news indeed! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, anon. But I fear I must continue to grow further, to ensure that nobody can be a future threat to my rule." Elisif replied.

Happy Easter, everyone!

Remember to eat lots of chocolate, because that's the true spirit of Easter! 🥰

The gentle yet dedicated kneeding of her vast belly certainly did release plenty of trapped gas from the enormous Altmer, mostly in the form of loud, bassy belches flying from her open mouth, and the occasional moan as well. This was incredibly enjoyable for Eladria, she hadn't quite figured out why, but she didn't really care at this point. It felt good to be this fat and have it kneaded by her darling little helper. It relaxed her fully, as she leaned back against her padded headboard to let Laraen enjoy herself. The little Bosmer had such an adorable look on her face, Eladria couldn't look away even if she'd wanted to.

"Ah, you are *BWOOOOAAAAUURP* truly a master *GHUUUUUUURP* of massages *BWOOOORP*, my dear. Amongst many other things *UUURP*, of course." She spoke through a hail of belches freed up by her helper's hands sinking deep into her belly blubber. So deep that...*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTPTPTPT* one very long, very loud, and very smelly blast of gas erupted from her rotund rear, that made Eladria go bright red in an instant!

"Oh by the Eight! I do apologise, my dear!" She said, clearly very embarrassed by that. Not by the constant belching, it seemed, but by the surprise fart. Laraen could surely work on that~

Eladira may have a new adorable Wood Elf subordinate who just adores the gaining she's made... and may put some of her sneaky talents to work scoring the Altmer beauty some more food (outrealms-ocs)

@outrealms-ocs

Eladria had at first wondered why she had been assigned an assistant, thinking herself not high enough in the ranks to have an extra person to help her. But she was very grateful for the Bosmer’s assistance, she was very helpful with all the tasks that she did through the day, not to mention lovely and welcome company for her.

Currently, the lardy Altmer was sat in some sort of gathering hall from what she could…well, gather, enjoying greatly the food that had been left there, apparently in preparation for a Talos worshipping group. Ever since she’d been given her assistant, she’d been finding more and more places like these with amulets and shrines to Talos. Certainly very productive, and enjoyable for her!

The look of Gossip is there's a new kind of creature in Skyrim large in size short and stature with Incredible Firepower and for some reason always smelling a pie

Sofie was out picking flowers in the region around Lakeview Manor, she still liked to pick the flowers for her mothers and occasionally sell them with Olfina at their little storefront in Falkreath. She looked up and saw the strange creature waddling along, wondering who she was.

"Hi there. I've never seen someone like you before!" She greeted her with a friendly smile.

It accelerates the digestion process not healthy if you do it all the time but one time isn't going to do much damage

"Very well." She said, drinking the potion down and groaning a little as she felt it start to work. The food inside her belly was instantly digested, then shortly after that, the weight began to pile on, adding a noticeable amount to her belly.

"Well, I suppose that was to be expected..." Irileth sighed.

Serana what is it like always having a belly full of criminals

Serana belched loudly, shaking the room considerably. She'd just finished off another batch of scum and villainy, quite content with herself.

"It's amazing. I get to enjoy as many as I want, being as fat and pampered as I want. Perfect life for a vampire who wants to he lazy, like me~"

They brought them back a fizzy potion and a white container

Irileth looked suspiciously at the potion, seeing it bubbling in the container. "What exactly will this potion do, anon?" She asked them, eyeing them up with a raised eyebrow.

Irileth you want me to get you a belly potion they typically help with digestion

"I have not heard of such a potion before, but if it will ease the discomfort, then I shall try it. Yes, bring me it."

Irileth. You got to keep a closer eye in them banquets don't just pop out the air nonetheless one of the kids is secretly a mage

"It would not surprise me at all if one of them was hiding something like that. One of the Jarl's sons was hiding some dark secret until recently. Sometimes I wonder if they do this deliberately to defy my duty." The hefty Dunmer replied, trying to soothe her distended belly.

Irileth how are you and the kids doing

Irileth belched loudly, currently resting in her bed, surrounded by empty food plates and platters. "The children somehow found a huge banquet without me knowing, and were about to eat it themselves. I had to stop them...they seemed strangely eager to feed it to me..."

Babette how do you feel that spring is around the corner and it's starting to get lighter longer now

"It is annoying as a vampire, it means I have to be more careful outside now that the sun is out for longer. But it does mean there are more people about, so more potential targets to feed on, or to woo into feeding me~"

You know, now I’m curious about something Mjoll. How big can you get, while still being able to gin adventures?

"Is that a challenge, or just you thinking aloud, anon?" Mjoll replied with a slight smirk on her lips.

So Mjoll, are you still adventuring these days?

"Of course I am! You don't think a bit of blubber will keep a Nord from her sense of adventuring, do you?" She gave her hefty belly a slap and grinned with pride.

Happy UK Mother's Day to all my fellow UK followers! 🥰

Eladria smiled warmly towards her ever dutiful helper, feeling both her little hands gripping and trembling against hers. It took both her hands to get a decent grip on her fat, sausage fingers...that made Eladria's spine tingle slightly. She felt her cheeks warming up and tinting red, not from exhaustion this time however.

"You are....such a delight....my dear Laraen. A kind soul, so dedicated...to your duty and to me." She said, pausing for a moment to think and catch her breath still. "But...we are no longer on...on duty...so you can relax." She could just about reach over and pat the small amount of space on the bed to her left. Vacant, ready for someone to slide in next to her~

"You seem to...enjoy my size, my dear. Unless I have misunderstood your earlier ah... dedication to massaging my stomach after the meal. I wonder if you would care to do so again for me?" She held a much less authoritative tone here, it was gentle, almost tender towards Laraen. She didn't want to force anything on her or order her around when off duty, even if she was certain that the little Bosmer would obey anyway.

Eladira may have a new adorable Wood Elf subordinate who just adores the gaining she's made... and may put some of her sneaky talents to work scoring the Altmer beauty some more food (outrealms-ocs)

@outrealms-ocs

Eladria had at first wondered why she had been assigned an assistant, thinking herself not high enough in the ranks to have an extra person to help her. But she was very grateful for the Bosmer’s assistance, she was very helpful with all the tasks that she did through the day, not to mention lovely and welcome company for her.

Currently, the lardy Altmer was sat in some sort of gathering hall from what she could…well, gather, enjoying greatly the food that had been left there, apparently in preparation for a Talos worshipping group. Ever since she’d been given her assistant, she’d been finding more and more places like these with amulets and shrines to Talos. Certainly very productive, and enjoyable for her!

The pace was slow, thanks to Eladria's size and how stuffed she was. So heavy was this Altmer beauty that she wasn't even truly waddling anymore, closer to a shuffle than anything as she slid her fat feet across the floor, her legs like mighty tree trunks supporting all that booty and belly blubber that she was lugging along. Every 'step' she took made her golden blubber wobble and jiggle, occasionally clapping against itself as well as rolls and cheeks collided~

"Why does...*BWOoooOooRP* walking have to...be to taxing?" She lamented, wheezing even more and breaking a sweat across her smooth brow, which somehow only made her look even more cute. Eventually though, the two of them made it to her lavish bed chamber, the poor bed practically gasped in shock as its corpulent owner was helped onto it, even the hardwood frame creaked beneath her bulk.

"Ah...hah...much better.....time to....relax again..." She wheezed, sweat pouring off of her by that point. Surely there must be some way to help alleviate the strain of lugging her hefty frame around? "Thank you...for helping...my dear...where would I be...*UuuUuRP* without you?" She smiled and weakly raised a flabby arm up to hold Laraen's hand, hoping this gesture wasn't to her disliking.

Eladira may have a new adorable Wood Elf subordinate who just adores the gaining she's made... and may put some of her sneaky talents to work scoring the Altmer beauty some more food (outrealms-ocs)

@outrealms-ocs

Eladria had at first wondered why she had been assigned an assistant, thinking herself not high enough in the ranks to have an extra person to help her. But she was very grateful for the Bosmer’s assistance, she was very helpful with all the tasks that she did through the day, not to mention lovely and welcome company for her.

Currently, the lardy Altmer was sat in some sort of gathering hall from what she could…well, gather, enjoying greatly the food that had been left there, apparently in preparation for a Talos worshipping group. Ever since she’d been given her assistant, she’d been finding more and more places like these with amulets and shrines to Talos. Certainly very productive, and enjoyable for her!