this villager just moved onto my island in animal crossing and started pissing everywhere ?! what’s going on ??!

wtf is this new taylor swift song

alternative dice scene

they called me “the stimulant abuser” on account of my tendency to abuse stimulants

vision from god

the fact that schilinger and kellers plan for season 2 literally completely hinged on the idea that keller was so irresistible that he can make beecher fall in love with him. there whole evil scheme just based on the idea that Chris keller is the most fuckable man alive. it was just dumb luck that beecher actually turned out to be bisexual,like they didn't actually know that at all. he didn't even know that. and even if he was 100% straight it still would have worked because keller just actually does have the ability to seduce everyone he ever meets. he made a nun lose her faith in god with nothing but his unhinged bi serial killer swagger

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Btw, if you have not had tragedy dropped on you before, grief does fuck you up in unexpected and physical ways. If you can’t sleep or sleep more than expected or have more or reduced appetite, or energy goes weird— your brain just had a bunch of emotions dropped on it and sometimes it reacts by hitting every button in your brain. It will pass. Just try to not get too frustrated with yourself.

It’s also fine if you feel normal. Grief literally hits everybody differently, and some people are made to be able to to keep the farm going the day after a death, and some of us turn into sleepless gargoyles and get really into trying to help, and some of us are just unspeakably sad. Grief is weird. Be kind to yourself.

"just look at him"