thank you for recommending manscaped. i was actually just wondering about the hygiene of your balls, nice to know they're pristine

i know you joke, OP, but seriously. if i were to gather all of my high school-friends, half of them would be corpses because they got hit by a car. and the other half would still probably call themselves car lovers over lighting lovers.

lighting gets its power from fans, not the other way around

it was kind of like this

once there was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile where he found a straight man who walked a straight mile

once there was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile where he found a straight man who walked a straight mile

i think the people involved in promoting ozempic as a weight loss drug should Die

poem i wrote just now

Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious Volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, Suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, Rapping at my chamber door. "'T is some visitor," I muttered, "Tapping at my chamber door Only this and nothing more."

new reblog game: tag this post with the home address of the person you're reblogging this from

jesus was so cruel for coming back to life the day before april fools this year

well I PERSONALLY have truly original thoughts.

Hey op Do you think furries deserve rights?

I dont think anyone but me alone deserves rights

*robbing your house* i think you're a little overdramatic. it's really not as bad as you're making it out to be

*currently stabbing you to death* have you considered music therapy. i think a healthy sense of mindfulness is what you need in these hard times

*currently stabbing you to death* have you considered music therapy. i think a healthy sense of mindfulness is what you need in these hard times

pain-free? more like... pain expensive

Chapter 8 of Celeste, "The Core," makes use of a level gimmick by which the temperature can be changed instantly between two extremes, hot and cold, by way of flipping a switch. This is a subtle nod to my shower, which switches instantly from scalding to freezing when i turn the nob a micrometer

santa clause delivers present tenses to all the good children

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