Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

Richie Tozier from It 2019 hates Autism Speaks!

[Image Description: Two images set to the background of a flag with three stripes; the upper and lower stripes are both light red, the middle stripe is a darker red. The first image is Richie Tozier from “It: Chapter II”, the remake of the It miniseries. The second image has the Autism Speaks logo crossed out with a ‘no’ sign. End Description.]

Stan Uris from It 2017 is autistic and hates Autism Speaks!

[Image Description: Two images set to the background of a flag with three stripes; the upper and lower stripes are both light red, the middle stripe is a darker red. The first image is Stan Uris, as he appears in the “It” remake from 2017. He appears to be glaring at the viewer. The second image has the Autism Speaks logo crossed out with a ‘no’ sign. End Description.]

BLEASE…..WATCH…

Dat feel when

you discover how to put a stop to your color pencils breaking during sharpening

Originally posted by lovelordtubbington

I agree. Thank goodness no human beings were hurt.

It took a while and it’s been a labour of love but here it is!

important information

don’t clip your wings

Found at a Goodwill in Monroe, WA

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now