We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
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if you are mean to lesbians or bi ladies i will take out my large & dangerous rock & kill you with it
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
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Reblog if you can’t remember what even you did with your time before you became a multifandom mess.
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