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otosquinklus · 5 hours
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Concentration camp.
They built a concentration camp.
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I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.
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otosquinklus · 8 hours
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Kabru Dungeonmeshi would absolutely love reality TV. He would be so unbelievably desperate to get on any reality TV show, and then create so much unnecessary drama once he got there. Producers don’t even have to manipulate him into stirring shit, he just does it for fun, and his confessionals are absolutely unhinged play-by-plays about the meticulous social engineering he employed to make sure someone he disliked was voted off that week.
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otosquinklus · 8 hours
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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”
— A surgeon
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otosquinklus · 1 day
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I admit I wasn't super stoked about the Dungeon Meshi anime's choice to give Falin the same lilting, vaguely stoned monotone as every Pink Haired Healer Chick out of the past forty years, but in context, and particularly paired with how the anime chooses to voice Laios, I think it kind of works as another parallel between the two siblings. Laios is Theatrical Affect Autistic while Falin is Flat Affect Autistic.
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otosquinklus · 1 day
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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
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otosquinklus · 2 days
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because you had to be a big shot
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I hope you realize that if Joe Biden loses the nomination you will be solely, personally responsible.
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otosquinklus · 2 days
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Modern AU Senshi would absolutely be that guy who shows up at a kinda shitty house party, immediately smells the rancid vibes, and thirty minutes later he's somehow taken over and turned it into a barbecue party in the back yard. Nobody knows where he got the barbecue. The host doesn't even own one.
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otosquinklus · 2 days
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that one scene
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otosquinklus · 2 days
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So got into deltarune
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otosquinklus · 2 days
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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:
They were free.
They were fucking free.
They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.
Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.
Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.
At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.
In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.
Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.
That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.
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otosquinklus · 3 days
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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207
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otosquinklus · 3 days
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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
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otosquinklus · 3 days
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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otosquinklus · 3 days
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you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.
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