our one constant we have in life is Louis Tomlinson and his divine beauty
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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
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being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all
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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
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lthqofficial Louis has partnered with @PeterDohertyofficial’s @StrapOriginals to release the debut album by @AndrewCushin, out on the 29th September. Pre-order now via the link in our Story.
Let us know below if you saw Andrew on the North America tour, plus you can catch him again on select European dates this autumn!
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the beastie boys aren’t riotgirl..
yes they are ad rock literally gets fucked by kathleen hannah’s strap daily and nightly how much closer to riotgirl can u get
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“Divine feminine” girl shut the hell up
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there's 2 girls inside me
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on the planet of the…
TREBLE
DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY
MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY
SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH
TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”
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loads of love incoming in 3..2...1....
please save repost and share this gif with anyone!! spread the louis love!!
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