'average starfleet officer requires new uniform shipment three times a week' factoid actually just statistical error. average starfleet officer requires new uniform once a year. james t kirk of the starship enterprise
This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.