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the yet-to-be-dismantled elms, the geese.
She/her, mostly coherent. Multiple years older than 25, and will continue to be even when I forget to update this blurb. ForsythiaRising on ao3.
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The problem with the character of Lancelot in the Camelot musical is that his big introductory song, Cest Moi, is hilarious but it also makes him sound like the least fuckable man alive, and not because he's too virtuous to succumb to seduction.
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The funniest thing about Legends of Tomorrow is their consistent beef with US presidents and how much contempt they have for them . Except for Obama who they are personal friends with
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Which Starfleet First Officer would you most want/trust to generally look after the crew and act in the Captain's stead?
#it’s chakotay#i’m taking “in the captain’s stead" seriously here#chakotay would spend the whole thing like WWJD#What Would Janeway Do#He’s also literally captained half this crew before he’d be fine
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Chart prompted by discussion between me and @ostensiblyarticulate.
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Lesbian Hercules is an aesthetic dream
Muppets Treasure Island is the perfect film.
If a lesbian Atlantis does exist, in any form of media, @ostensiblyarticulate asks that you please tag her
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It all started with a farmboy, a scoundrel, a princess, and a dark lord...
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY
STAR WARS WEEK 2024
DAY 6: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead
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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?
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Toodles, Riverdale (2017-2023)
“This is cuckoo bananas... But I'm also kinda feeling it.”
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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