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ossyria · 14 hours
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10
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ossyria · 14 hours
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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis
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ossyria · 15 hours
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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me
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ossyria · 15 hours
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ossyria · 15 hours
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i've decided to just start identifying as eccentric
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ossyria · 15 hours
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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.
Lemon Demon
Tally Hall
Death Grips
Jack Stauber
Mr Bungle
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
Devo
Oingo Boingo
Aquabats
Weird Al
My Chemical Romance
100gecs
Talking Heads
They Might Be Giants
Mitski
Girl In Red
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ossyria · 15 hours
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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ossyria · 1 day
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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ossyria · 1 day
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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly
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ossyria · 1 day
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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
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ossyria · 1 day
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Okay now say what you just said again but in your fag voice
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ossyria · 2 days
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a world of desires within you
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ossyria · 2 days
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hair things kabumisu ppftt
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ossyria · 2 days
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ossyria · 2 days
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MITHRUN!! MITHRUN!!!! MITHRUN!!!!!!
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him being taken care of means so much to me
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ossyria · 2 days
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