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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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A purebred fancy mouse, color: black tan
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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Joel on hermitcraft, skin design by @/creepycr0wley on Twitter! (I should probably make separate blogs for my different hyperfixations but it is what it is)
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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Remember to click to send aid to Palestine today!
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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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