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I DO NOT CARE NOR I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG
I TOLD YOU IN THE FUCKING TITLE
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so i may have realized that i’ve been crying over percabeth for the last hour and my mother just walked into my room.
fuck.
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Percy: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it.
Percy: I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.
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I always feel like Nico and Mr D would have a lot of banter between them.
Nico: Look at you, leopard print shirt and neon shorts, you look like ibiza had a hangover and that outfit was the bi product.
Dionysus: Shut it hot topic, I'm suprised you can even see me though that fringe.
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Nico: you know what I love?
Percy: death
Annabeth: suffering
Leo: SHADOWS
Hazel: probably dad’s palace
Frank: monsters
Grover: please dont say eating goats
Piper: cold and darkness
Nico:
Nico:
Nico: I was going to say cookies. What’s wrong with you guys?
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Leo: Is anyone else scared?
Percy: Not really. I've already lived longer than I expected.
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someone: hey is that guy bothering you?
annabeth: *turns to see percy frantically waving at her*
annabeth: yeah but he’s my husband so i signed up for this
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calypso, momentarily pulling away from a tender kiss: wow... I'm really feeling a spark here, leo
leo, mouth full: thats the pop rocks baby
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Leo: My mind is like an internet browser.
Piper: Explain.
Leo: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
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Hazel: rip to Bianca but I’m different
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Teacher: Who knows about Greek Mythology in the class?
Me:
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This is Percy if he had a trident.
Percy: *takes out a pen while fighting a monster*
Monster: Is that a pen?
Percy: No.
Percy: *uncaps pen which turns to a giant glowing trident*
Percy: It’s a fork.
Percy: *proceeds to kill the monster*
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i can’t get over the fact that rick riordan is basically writing mythology fan fiction but with original characters
and now we’re writing fan fiction about fan fiction
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Jason: I never wanted to be a barbarian.
Reyna: You did when you were ten.
Jason: Only because I thought it meant a librarian who also cuts hair.
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Percy: Does it still count as a breakdown if you never had your shit together in the first place? Asking for a friend.
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Leo: Oh, man, I can't believe this wild ride's over!
Leo: We've changed so much!
Leo: When we started out we were just;
Leo: Percy the water boy,
Leo: Jason the child of Rome,
Leo: Annabeth the wise one,
Leo: Piper the pretty,
Leo: Hazel the witch girl,
Leo: And Frank, the changeling man!
Annabeth: I'm not sure you're nailing these.
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I’ll be your angel
I’ll be your best friend
Take me to New York
Take me to heaven
He’s a teen, a teenager in love!
Happy Birthday Percy Jackson. 08.18.1993 x
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Percy: May I please date your daughter?
Athena: No!
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