I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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Farmer: Shane is playing hard to get.
Farmer: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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do you boop your paw at us, sir?
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Heyo mister Neil,
how many times have you been booped thus far?
Thank you for your time
So far I have only been booped by someone called Max:
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newest painting sketch:
oil painting sketch I started a few months ago…
I’ll post the progress/ final pics once I finish it 😞
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When Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians said they could identify seven sexes in humans based on differences only discernable in the fourth dimension and that homosexuals are involved in the reproduction process in ways earthlings don't understand... Let them cook
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every time i think, i take 10 damage
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“ever notice how all nonbinary people are afab?”
no but i have noticed how every single amab nonbinary person ive come across is either forcibly labeled as a trans woman or a cis guy who just Loudly Gay
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sometimes I look in the mirror n I am like . That is not a person
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
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Cheers, love! The queers are here!
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gonna be a mom with a leash(es) even harder on healer now
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new alignment chart just dropped
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It is what it is *throws up*
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