i think those 13 y/o fanfiction writers back in 2012 really created the perfect formula and we just ignored them. like maybe all we need is just a bunch of our favourite characters chilling together in one big house. maybe that’s all we need 

Goddamit why

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what are your thoughts on the concept that industrial society inherently requires imperialism/dispossession? i came across someone saying "no one would willingly give up their land to have it destroyed for mining/logging/etc" and like... i agree mining and logging should be avoided as much as possible bc they destroy whole ecosystems (and by this point surely there's enough metal already out of the ground that can be reused/recycled?) but idk what to make of that statement overall

Mining and logging are not equivalent to destroying the land. These things can be done in many different ways, however capitalism necessitates profitability and the most profitable methods consider the ecological cost irrelevant.

What is correct about the statement is that the speed and scale at which resources can be extracted is damaging. This is why the old saying went REDUCE, reuse, recycle.

The necessity of profit forbids us from slowing down and doing things right. Instead of producing a few items that will last a lifetime, we built a hundred that fall apart in a year. It is the same with resource extraction - ecologically responsible practices require us to slow down and put much more effort into a reduced volume of material harvest.

All of the above also applies to farming.

The subject of land ownership is another conversation entirely, in that what land ownership means and who or what can own land is a far larger subject than I can cover in a tumblr post.

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God I fucking hate Wilbur Soot so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every stream he's in, every clip, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his dumbass face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit streams are endearing. His dumb flaily fucking twink arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? His worthless generic marvel movie-eqsue fucking twitter quips? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking NEON SIGN SET UP that every streamer has EVER FUCKING HAD IN THE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see art of Wilbur, or a Wilbur gif, or a shitty goddamn fancam, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty overgrown male manipulator indie movie character into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Wilbur Soot the fuckshit Minecraft YouTuber fucker, I like". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like if Jeff Magnum and Ben Folds had a son that only listened to Car Seat Headrest. Your dumb fucking fashion taste makes every photo you pose in look like you’re a tryhard asshole who gets all his clothing in from the goddamn Instagram shopping tab that no one uses. I hate your dumb fucking lanky limbs and your stupid, empty eyes and your over-the-top emo-ass goofy asshole personality. Anytime he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know it's irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking streamer, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is altogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of a twitch streamer utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the dick is, for all intents and purposes, the covid spreading corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper-middle-class suburban college boys you'd meet at a party distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly tall-ass dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking glasses. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a human being is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this Minecraft Youtuber.

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You have never read homestuck!

for the love of god please look at this list of banned fandoms from a MCYT discord server my boyfriend sent me

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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

shit sorry i thought it was a keysmash

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those look like the little guys in the pepsi logo document

i was doing a survey and they had this

and im really feeling Think.

i already have that