this is so jesper ab wylan

and hope to die

“kaz who is using wylan as insurance against his father” but “wyaln who assumes he’s being used as insurance, is dutifully leaving out that his father hates him to maintain his usefulness to kaz”

demolition, uhm, expert

Tori: Too many songs about love these days, not enough songs about diet lemonade.

six of crows being the definition of ‘be gay, do crime’

They say romance is dead but Kaz Brekker ripped out a guys eye and for hurting Inej 👀

Robin Buckley should be allowed to be a serial arsonist. It's her God given right. Let her blow things up. Throw more molotovs. Set buildings on fire. As a treat. She's earnt it.

if you think the crows are being stupid just remember they are:

15-18

probably concussed

kanej doodle…im normal abt them

you're laughing. i asked who mark is and you're laughing

ao3 author note never seem to fail

Jesper: I've been eating peanut M&M's in hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts, I can get my revenge

Colm: That sentence started out so normal...

cmon netflix be brave and give us a bad haircut kaz

It’s a shame Jesper Fahey is fictional, he would’ve loved 1989