I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
*buzzer noise* OP, in this post you stated you were "laying pipe". Unfortunately, due to the circumference, wall thickness, and ellipsoid cross-section-shape of your penis, I'm afraid you were merely "laying tube". Please delete this post and try again.
I'm going to be a guest at @ConnectiCon 2023 at the Death Match!! Come find out who I'm cosplaying and whether or not I get beat up by Among Us cosplayers at the event! :D