Lmaaoooo my mom used to play with the mercury out of thermometers.

There's definitely a few things you notice with her, like having trouble keeping the thread of a conversation, that can probably be attributed to growing up surrounded by various unregulated toxins. That said, she was really happy and nostalgic when I showed her some gallium (similarly shiny silver metal that is safe to handle and melts in your hands).

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

this is the single best picture of an eclipse I've taken ever. it's not even close

bark bark bark bark

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

you know this fucking tune

I only like mildly spicy things, like buffalo wings, jalapeno poppers etc. but having observed my boyfriend @swolfeh in his natural environment (that is, every hot sauce store we pass) I'm pretty sure it's the "delicious suffering" thing

If there's no drag show what's the point

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

you've heard of love triangles now get ready for th

he looks so eager. it's his first day as a skeleton and hes ready to do his best!!!!!

I just realized that the kanji for bone, 「骨」, looks like a little skeleton fella, and I can't get over it...

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Saying goodbye to your partner at the airport hurts way too much someone please tell me a modern-day Pangea reboot is in the works I need this

its so interesting when they make claims like "men including trans men make women unsafe" like have you spoke to trans men ever. i was harrassed by cis women as a little gnc girl and ive been harrassed by cis women as an adult trans man. i assure you that however unsafe trans men are making women feel, there are at least equally as many cis women who are making trans men feel just as unsafe

It honestly just feels like Lesbophobia: Two! to me. like woooow you think this group of gender-oppressed people is too scary and sexual and has too much male energy so they can't be trusted in safe spaces? that's so original

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

Wonder Woman by Cliff Chiang

Likes me a man that can cook

🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf