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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted
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I had an interesting night last night
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listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many
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Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually
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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
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I feel like Tumblr is a more anonymous social media site compared to others, so I was curious about this. If more than one option is true, pick the one furthest up on the list
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best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)
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wow. wrote a full sentence. im a god. im done for the day
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if i as a woman had felt this emotion 100 years ago i would have been institutionalized
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wikipedia vandalism is actually insane if it happens perfectly. at one point my brother edited a fictionalized version of himself into our town's history, just as a random side character, and then some local historical societies lifted it without citing the source as wikipedia, and then wikipedia cited them, so now it's true
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