“Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.”

— Wayne W. Dyer

When I'm empty, I'll clean my room.

When I'm tired, I'll go for a walk.

When I can't get up, I'll text my friends.

At the end of the day, I may not feel better but I'll have a clean room, a good sleep and wishes for sweet dreams.

Let's take those last 15 minutes and make it more DRAMATIC 💔🫂🥲

WHO ELSE IS ON THEIR 5TH REWATCH TO HELP MAKE SEASON 3 HAPPEN😭

Quick comic to get out my FEELINGS I want to THROW UP Neil

I ate the fucking cricket

Hey guys do I. Actually have to do it

Edit: I did it https://www.tumblr.com/feathered-serpents/724928327417298944/i-ate-the-fucking-cricket

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

meow

i wonder how he’s doing today

Book accurate Crowley post ep6

joining the good omens 2 war on the side of good omens 2. too many fans clearly care more about the fanfiction in your heads than the actual story about condemning institutionalised false dichotomies of moral absolutism that Good Omens has ALWAYS been about. of course, there are legitimate critiques you can level at the season, but "Crowley and Aziraphale didn't get my uwu fanfic happy ending" isn't a reasonable critique. Are you allowed to feel that way? Sure, but that doesn't make it a reasonable critique 1) because it's clearly not the end of the story itself and 2) if they had gotten together, the entire thematic core of Good Omens would have been completely contradicted. Begging people to stop looking at stories through the lense of shipping. You're doing a huge disservice to your own enjoyment as well as the people who take years out of their lives to actually craft the things you like.

:)

Aziraphale was about to confess too before Metatron and his coffee came into the bookshop;

Okay, hear me out. In 2x02, when they’re talking about “how people fall in love”, Crowley talks about sudden rainstorms,

which is an obvious reference to how he fell in love, about 6000 years earlier (poor demon thinks everyone falls in love the way he did)

Aziraphale doesn’t get it and answers “seems a bit unlikely”. He didn’t connect the dots, he doesn’t think Crowley loves him that way. All he knows about falling in love is what he read in books. Of course he fell in love with Crowley too, but I’m pretty sure he did in ‘41 when Crowley saved his books from a bomb, and that’s a bit hard to recreate, so… balls.

That’s his idea, you make two people dance together and they magically fall in love, which is so in-character I want to scream. Now let’s get to 2x05. We know Aziraphale always tried to avoid organizing those meetings, but he’s suddenly so excited about it he is WILLING TO GIVE AWAY HIS BOOKS. Why would he do something like that? There’s no way it’s actually to make Maggie and Nina fall in love. At that point, Muriel doesn’t even care anymore about it, they all know the truth about the miracle is about to be revealed, so there’s no point in being so persistent about Maggie and Nina’s relationship. He’s an angel; of course he cares about humans being happy, but I don’t think he cares so much about two semi-strangers’ love life that he’s willing to give away BOOKS for the off chance that the Jane Austen method will actually work on two humans he knows nothing about. So, my conclusion is, he’s organizing that night for him and Crowley. They are the ones that he hopes realize they’re deeply in love with each other, and that is something worth giving away books for. Which explains why he’s so excited but also a bit scared when he asks Crowley to dance with him.

It explains why he ignores the fact that Crowley is trying to tell him that something important and dangerous is about to happen, just so they can have a little dance. It also explains this reaction when he sees Gabriel and Beelzebub being in love with each other

and the way he looks at Crowley while they’re talking about them.

I mean, I know he always stares lovingly at him, but not like that, right? That’s a face that screams “I’m so going to tell you I love you when all this is over”.

So, my point is:

Fuck Metatron.

That’s my point.

Don’t worry guys I’ll provide love I’ll save us all

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

self explanatory au :( arthurs new journal

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