Breaking into someone’s house, stealing a bunch of his food and drinks, and then singing a prepared diss track about how much he hates that you’re being assholes is absolutely wild and if I were Bilbo Baggins I would not help these people get their home back
“we all know why” just say it’s because they’re white. say it out loud with your whole entire chest. trump supporters aren’t being stopped from storming government buildings because THEY! ARE! ALL! WHITE! that’s it. just say it.
*taps mic* you can hear me? okay good. MIKE HANLON DESERVES THE WORLD AND THE AMOUNT OF SCREEN TIME HE WAS GIVEN IS UNFAIR. that is all, thank you for coming to my TedTalk.