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Woodwork

Fandom: the Magnus archives

Warnings: Lots of bugs, specifically termites

“Statement of Scott Baker, regarding an infestation of termites on a construction site at 72 Winchester Rd, Berkshire… Statement begins.”

Notes: ahhhhhh thank you guys for convincing me to post this!! It might not be super great but hey we all start somewhere lol. let me know what you think! Tell me how bad I am at writing British people! Ruthlessly murder me for every typo you spot!

attend the tale of Sweeney Todd……..

Forgot to post here haha

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American Discord Users - Before May 15th, 2024

4/20/24—Discord's new Terms of Service include an agreement to arbitrate, which voids your right to sue them in court. This Polygon Article (or Polygon video, if you prefer) explains why this is Bad, but I wanted to consolidate the information and share it with people.

To opt-out, email [email protected] There's a template from the NCLC for writing an opt-out letter.

American Discord users must do this by May 15th, 2024. For new accounts, American users must opt out within 30 days of creating a new Discord account.

Screenshot of Discord TOS as of April 24 2024. Reads: ‍"Opt-out. You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them." My email looked like this:

To whom it may concern: I am writing to opt out of the arbitration clause in my agreement with Discord, dated [FULL DATE]. My account username is [USERNAME], and the email associated with my account is [EMAIL]. Thank you. [YOUR NAME]

As stated in the title, this only applies to American users. I know many people on tumblr who have a discord but don't use it often, so I hope this can be helpful.

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

what is your holy trinity of fruits

Mile

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

learning latin and nothing else (other than ur native language) is kinda funny if u think about it. dead language. virtually useless. could've spent the time learning something people commonly speak like Japanese or Spanish or something but the perk of being able to rattle off some old old testament sounding shit at the drop of a hat must be pretty cool

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up