the difference between colleen hoover’s popularity on tiktok vs twitter is fucking hilarious

This is why I stay far, far away from “booktok.” What the actual fuck is this

Saw someone on Insta call Colleen Hoover the second Jane Austen.

I'M GONNA COMMIT MURDER NOW

i am a starving child starving of hunger and this is the last post ill ever see

gootbye

I swear to God every two or three days Instagram will promote me a book that looks just like this

And I know I shouldn't judge a book by its cover but every time I see a cover like this I know in my heart it will be the most unoriginal plot-hole ridden problematic braindead attempt of enemies to lovers and fantasy with a shitty world building in the background and the most cringe worthy sex scenes to ever exist

(by the way it took me a stupid amount of times to make this cover for the a bullshit of bulls and shits joke but I swear to God the worst isn't even the braindead books but the stupid crown/sword/roses cover)

i mean seriously, what happened to "I'll wait for you forever" and why did it change to "she wasn't his but he's taking her anyway"

I don't think that the hunger games is like above YA, it is YA and it was this brilliant moment on writing and publishing when for a small second, a small moment we could've had actually interesting and thought provoking books targeted to young adults that didn't treated this group as grown children

But capitalism kicked in and was like :not on my watch!

And anything that made hunger games brilliant was ignored, and all what the publishers saw was that if you give young, white, middle upper class, first world women some power fantasy about being a badass and having two pretty boys fighting for you( despite the fact that this wasn't even a big plot point of hunger games itself)and kill some people to make it look adult, they will throw their money at any mindless trash fantasy without a single thought because they read just for fun and it's not that deep

And because they have all the money and control most of the market, and are the trend starters being annoying booktokers and bookstagramers with shelves upon shelves of books they treat like decoration for their bookgirl-bohemian-darkacademia-manicpixiedreamgirl-core aesthetic, we now are lost in the forever hell of reading another book about Arsenic lavender avocado, the badass with the bow and arrow having to choose between boring tan Caucasian and boring pale Caucasian with some god awful faux conflict in the background just so she can be a badass and kill some people, don't mind that by the end she will become part of the oppressing class, don't mind that the conflict it's just about who has the god given right to rule over others.

DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT THE BOOKS YOU READ

It's just entertainment, go buy another box of the next a noun of nouns and nouns, it will be the same safe and lovely power fantasy to make you forget for 300pages that in any scenario you with all privileges, and your first world problems, and your first world views are the capital

Okay, who gave the RPF fanfic writers a book deal

our generation is doomed. the only thing left is to move to Mars with all our classics like Emily Bronte Jane Austen shakespeare and Oscar wilde

Hating on Coleen Hoover is my new hobby

“not wanting those types of relationships to be romanticized to teenage girls is not the same thing as being pro hayes code you fucking numbnut “

Oh yeah ur def gonna be that parent at the PTA meeting that will be trying to ban books from the library because you think they are immoral or something . Anyways ur obsession with some stupid author is weird , take a Xanax.

anon i think you need to read a better book. go read we are the light by matthew quick if you want a good book about dealing with trauma

this hurt so bad to read oh my god please say sike 😐

dont even know whats worse. the fact that colleen hoover decided to write a sequel to it ends with us in the first place or the fact that she called it it starts with us when it ends with us was a quote about breaking the cycle of abuse which is something the protagonist said to her daugther. why would you juxtapose that line with a book title that's supposed to romantizise the title of your sequel like. how is it possible to miss the point of your own book by writing a sequel n then also missing the point of one of your best quotes that's the title of said first book lmfao

I love how the tumblr community downright hates coho and her garbage books. keep it up guys🤝🏽