if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
Honestly I don’t understand how extroverted people even exist??? Going 23 diff places every day?? Then going out every night?? What are you all even doing?? Go to bed.
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