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I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA
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“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo
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if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
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person: today I watched too many episodes of a show, I feel guilty
me: how many episodes?
person: like 4
me: 
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March to the sea // Twenty One Pilots 
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past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
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They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol
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Josh Dun is the bane of my existence.
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;the sun will rise, and we will try again; ((donotremovecaption))
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@skeleton-clique-taketwo if you want positive TOP content
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Honestly I don’t understand how extroverted people even exist??? Going 23 diff places every day?? Then going out every night?? What are you all even doing?? Go to bed.
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