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List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:
PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS
This office has gone  0  11  2  days without anyone saying  “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″
Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER
WE HATE YOU
The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!
TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job! 
For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler
GIVE UP NOW
CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.
You DON’T MATTER
In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame
To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. ‘The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion
One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)
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not strictly a hazard sign but I figured you might like this wrong way road sign used in australia
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“Never leave fire unattended” Victoria, Australia
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Tumblr why didn’t you show me ask notifications for this blog I swear-
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Check out this sign that hangs above my bed its pretty cool I found it outside like 6 years ago
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Hey guys, decided to make a sister blog to this one- @silly-signs
Looking up signs for this blog, I’ve come across some funny but not necessarily ominous signs so…decided to make a blog so I can reblog those goofier signs. Also I literally just made it so there’s only one post but yeah 👍
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god I fucking love strawberries
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Hang on I got a cool pic I took that might be relevant!
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Context: the wild clouds in the background were the front of a massive storm cell encountered while driving. Inside it, the winds were so fast it was shoving cars off the road, rain so heavy you couldn't see three feet ahead, non-stop lightning right overhead. This picture was taken while we were ahead of the storm. Looking at it, you could see it rolling towards you. Wrong Way, indeed.
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