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thinking about that post about how, to conservatives, gender is something you can fail at and that is a punishment that opens you up to abuse, and i think the same is true of being a child.
the Innocent Child (to be protected!) is a class of people that does not include all children, and like gender, it is something you can fail at. Failed Children are not longer Innocent and To Be Protected, but instead a class of people who need to be abused back into compliance.
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When public services are affordable and convenient, people will always choose those resources. They are not supposed to be a capitalistic profit-seeking initiative, they are developed for the benefit of the people, for a better life, just as government resources should be used. (tweet)
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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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Just learned about garden path sentences.
They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.
So we get gems like
The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)
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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
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Haha babe ur so sexy~
Read more Crow Time @ crow-time.com 💙
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penis serious penis delirious
go into the woods call that penis mysterious
penis various penis hilarious
dawn of the age of the penis aquarius
penis ponticulous penis meticulous
wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous
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when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later
here’s this
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— If the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up, I… I accidentally switched them back, so… I gave Harlan…
— The correct doses, yes. But not accidentally.
KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson
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