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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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olive-ridley · 4 days
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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olive-ridley · 29 days
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olive-ridley · 29 days
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ignore your emails play dress up games online
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"
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I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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ANOMALOCARIS IN NEW GAME ON SWITCH COMING OUT IN MAY
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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I think Tumblr will love this
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
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olive-ridley · 2 months
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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