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Support Group for Parents of Extinct Kids meeting ✊🏻😔
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- Hunter being able to flowers from his palistrom hair is definitely not a new idea, not quite sure where it originated from though.
- Lizards eat their shed skin because it still has a lot of nutrients! So basically, Vee’s shed is filled with magic, hence why it just poofs away, and Vee sucks the rest up.
- Also cus of this Vee goes through an emo phase every now and again, cus I said so.
- Hunter’s look is all Darius.
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We’ve infected Dana in record time compared to Lego Eda!
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anyway the reason why morpheus makes such a great tumblr sexyman is because he talks in this huge grandiose way about how he used to have all this power but he's fallen from grace and he's just. taking massive Ls at every turn, absolutely eating shit in epic proportions all the time. getting bested by mortals and his creations and even his own sibling. it's so pathetic
if you told me that he was bursting into tears in between every scene and we just didn't see it because it wasnt relevant to the story i would believe you
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I feel like neil gaiman’s regular presence on this hellsite is like… an unintentional secret that we all have. I never question it, and yet it’s just like… on your right you will see the queer podcast fandom. on the left you will see author of coraline and good omens and the sandman. yeah he’s here. yeah sometimes he’ll appear in your notes or respond to a shitpost when you least expect it. it’s fine.
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update lost 20$ billion
update David Zaslav ..fool no one,big moron never we never seen
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Friendship is Magic style cartoon show starring a cast of minified classic Dungeons & Dragons beasties.
The tiny beholder who comes off as a desperate people-pleaser because her sense of self-worth is based entirely on the utility of her bewildering assortment of oddly specific eye-rays.
The owlbear cub who isn’t sure whether she’s a bird or a mammal, played exactly like a low key gender identity crisis.
The miniature mimic with a debilitating case of imposter syndrome who eventually learns that it’s okay to be different things to different people as long as they all come from the heart.
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About 33 miles northwest of Anchorage Alaska, Sleeping Lady Mountain was taken from a drone.
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at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:
like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"
and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.
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“I drew a picture of a cat with wings, and I thought “Oh, what fun! Why shouldn’t a cat have wings!?” and then, “What would happen if they did?” and so there goes the book.
– Ursula K. Le Guin
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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
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am mystified by the "the nice towels & sheets get saved for when guests visit" mentality. um no, the nice linens get shared with guests if and when guests appear. they certain don't get reserved for theoretical guest usage, those cunts don't even live here
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