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it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
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it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
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it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even
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oldtreeinanalley · 20 hours
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not including “directly into ao3 text editor” because i think you need help and i refuse to enable your sick and twisted lifestyle
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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oldtreeinanalley · 20 hours
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in guarani there's a standard greeting that literally translates to "are you happy" (ndevy'apa) and the natural reply is "i'm happy" (avy'a) and as americans learning the language we were so distressed like "but what if we're not happy....." and our teachers were like "that's so not the fucking point"
we kept trying to think of any other way to reply but our teachers kept trying to get it into our brains that it's an idiomatic greeting, it literally is not the time or place to traumadump, and as usamerican english speakers we are not some special exception for saying "what's up" with the reply being "not much" instead of "the ceiling"
but anyway while i was working in paraguay -- the country with the largest population of guarani speakers -- i got sent an article by some friends back home like "look! they're saying that paraguay is the happiest country in the world!"
and the methodology was "we went around and asked paraguayans if they're happy and recorded their responses" and i was like. oh. of course you did. and of course you got a 100% positive response rate.
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oldtreeinanalley · 20 hours
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oldtreeinanalley · 1 day
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GAME TIP: you can like a character more if you imagine them transgender !
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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angel metal band you agree
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angel metal band you agree
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