everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

you guys talk about the horrors. but a lot of the time the horrors in question are just talking to people. or not being a pushover

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late

— Ray Bradbury, from “Fahrenheit 451.”

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

“I craved him constantly, so deeply it was a physical ache”

— Sylvia Day (via lepetitchatblanc)

She shouldn't be at the club she should be in a crumbling mansion by the sea sipping wine as she is tenderly romanced by a vampire

how tf are people out here cheating on their partners bc my loyalty starts as soon as i develop a crush on someone

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

"that's my girl" is one of the sweetest and cutest thing that i really want to hear, like yes i am. you're right say it again