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Her name is Trauma and she loves us.
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STEPHEN HAWKING
'My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.'
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1 AM THOUGHTS
When you can’t sleep and you think about the unthinkable. *grins
1. What if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it...
2. What if humans have hidden cheat codes like computer games and one day you jumped up in vthe air 14 times, punched 3 times and kicked 6 times and all of a sudden there was an explosion and everyone in a 10 meter radius was killed…
3. What if people had food names and food had people names…
“Hey Spaghetti! It’s time for dinner!”
“Ok Lumpia.What are we having?”
“We’re having fried Enoch, braised Grimlocker and adobong Shady.”
4. What if we can breath in space but the government just tell us we cant so we don’t try to escape...
5. What if you were down in the basement one day and you heard an explosion and you heard screaming and you rushed upstairs to see what was wrong and you found your brother’s decapitated body laying on the floor and you saw his severed head laying on the table and it was crying and you asked what happened and he said, “I sneezed and farted at the same time.”
6. What if every spider you’ve ever killed thought that it was living WITH you, and was suddenly surprised that it’s crazy roommate had suddenly flown off the handle and violently murdered it? What if every spider you killed died screaming, “Nooooo! I thought we were friends…”
7. What if birds aren’t really singing, and they’re actually screaming because they’re afraid of heights…
8. What if ice cubes are just slowly dying and floating around in their own blood…
9. What if when relationships aren’t working out, instead of breaking up with each other, people just killed each other instead. What if you came home one night and you walked into your apartment and there was plastic sheeting all over the floor and you turned around and your boyfriend was standing behind the door wearing a raincoat and holding an axe and saying, “Sorry babe, it’s not you, it’s me…”
10. What if your bellybutton screamed every time you put on a shirt because it was afraid of the dark…
11. What if soda cans were alive an every time you took one out of the pack and opened it, you were really just snapping its neck and drinking its blood in front of its family members…
12. What if we actually became what we ate and we never knew if we were eating a slice of bread or our aunt who went missing after yesterday’s breakfast…
13. What if whales didn’t need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with enormous whales wandering about the countryside and crushing everything in their path…
14. What if trees cried when you ate their fruit because their fruit was actually their babies and every time you ate an apple, you were actually devouring a tree baby…
15. What if the asteroid that scientists say hit the earth millions of years ago and killed all the dinosaurs was actually a UFO… and we’re the aliens who were inside…
16. What if, when you go to sleep, you’re actually dying and every time you wake up, you’re actually returning from the dead…
17. What if the reason we all cry when chopping up onions is because onions were once the abusive, dominant race on our planet many millennium ago, and we all cry in fear whenever we see them…
18. What if you were eating a sandwich and the sandwich suddenly started eating you…
19. What if human beings shed their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and trees had to rake discarded skin off their lawns…
20. What if boobs were square (they would look like legos)...
21. What if human beings were like caterpillars and on your 17th birthday, you started building a cocoon around yourself and you stayed inside it for a year and on your 18th birthday, you suddenly burst out and you had transformed into some kind of mutant flying monster…
22. What if food screamed when you ate it… Like you are chowing down on a Big Mac and it’s like, “No Dude, please, I’m begging you… Don’t do it… AAAAAAARRRGH!”
23. What if there was a zombie apocalypse and the zombies won and then one day you went to McDonalds and ordered something and the dude behind the counter asked you, “Do you want brains with that?
24. What if we are all just poop machines and our purpose in life is to make poop and we go to work because we need to make money to buy food and eat it and turn it into poop and we have kids because we need to create extra poop machines to help us increase our production of poop and whoever creates the most poop before they die wins the game…
25. What if every dream you ever had was something that actually happened to another you in a parallel universe…
“Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean they are not after you” -Kurt Cobain
Hope you enjoy Shady’s compilation of what if’s.
“Together we wonder, together we learn “
Sources: runtoftheweb, scaryforkids, morbidus horror and deep web stories
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