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sorry i got extra lost in the sauce this time </3
omg the fish there must be hella fresh. that's gotta taste fucking incredible
also thank you for the luck but in that time i also managed to drop. entirely too much on one of those fucking. vinyl dolls people call bjds but technically don't fit that category. i bought the head and body separately and thankfully the head had a face-up. i am in the process of getting her clothing that isn't a cut-up toeless sock or scuffed-ass bikini i sewed together help
i see i see 馃憗馃憗 i know nothing about magic the gathering but some of the art i've seen on the cards looks very pretty fr fr
I am good
Girl there is so much news in my life
First off the sad part I got rejected by a school with a 13% acceptance rate, waitlisfed by a school with like 10% acceptance rate
But uh we keep hoping
Anyways there night be a snow day tmr
And also I've obtained myself a real life man ...
forgive me for the late reply i got lost in the sauce
rip about the school stuff </3
i'm sure it'll work out for you fr though. manifesting it 馃檹
was there a snow day 馃憗馃憗
also you've got yourself a man? congrats!!
tbh my life hasn't been super interesting lol i got a job and i've been lolitamaxxing since. i have yet to find a college to transfer to though which is. arguably more important than surfing jp mercari for brand skhfkdjdjhdkf
i'll figure it out though. hopefully within the next few decades
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salmon is one of the greatest types of fish to eat on earth fr fr
ooh a pro/con list does sound like a good idea lol. i will keep that in mind 馃憗馃憗
i am indeed going for it <3 i have to buy supplies though i'm gonna have to draw its damn face on myself. and buy it a wig. and clothes. it'll arrive to my house bald, bare-faced, and naked. help
i can't play card games for shit tbh </3 i can never keep the rules straight lol. what is the card game though. i am intrigued
I am good
Girl there is so much news in my life
First off the sad part I got rejected by a school with a 13% acceptance rate, waitlisfed by a school with like 10% acceptance rate
But uh we keep hoping
Anyways there night be a snow day tmr
And also I've obtained myself a real life man ...
forgive me for the late reply i got lost in the sauce
rip about the school stuff </3
i'm sure it'll work out for you fr though. manifesting it 馃檹
was there a snow day 馃憗馃憗
also you've got yourself a man? congrats!!
tbh my life hasn't been super interesting lol i got a job and i've been lolitamaxxing since. i have yet to find a college to transfer to though which is. arguably more important than surfing jp mercari for brand skhfkdjdjhdkf
i'll figure it out though. hopefully within the next few decades
#oiphity dot text#your neighbors give you stuff that often??? omg#tbh if one of my neighbors even knocked on my door i'd ignore it 馃拃 but that's because i don't answer the door unless i'm expecting someone
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oh we went to a restaurant and ate some salmon lol. nothing super remarkable but goddamn was it good
also rip about the potential long distance relationship </3 hopefully saving up goes well though fr
perhaps i will write some notes down once i peep some campuses lol
i have had yet another financial development btw. i'm trying to set up a layaway for a bjd i've been eyeing for like 500 years lmfao so we'll see how that goes. satisfying my inner broke 14 year old fr fr. deadass remember looking at this thing on the bus ride home and being like "man i'll have to save this for when i get a job" and. well. i am now employed. might as well go for it
I am good
Girl there is so much news in my life
First off the sad part I got rejected by a school with a 13% acceptance rate, waitlisfed by a school with like 10% acceptance rate
But uh we keep hoping
Anyways there night be a snow day tmr
And also I've obtained myself a real life man ...
forgive me for the late reply i got lost in the sauce
rip about the school stuff </3
i'm sure it'll work out for you fr though. manifesting it 馃檹
was there a snow day 馃憗馃憗
also you've got yourself a man? congrats!!
tbh my life hasn't been super interesting lol i got a job and i've been lolitamaxxing since. i have yet to find a college to transfer to though which is. arguably more important than surfing jp mercari for brand skhfkdjdjhdkf
i'll figure it out though. hopefully within the next few decades
#oiphity dot text#omg you got valentines from your neighbor? tbh i don't even know who lives by me help#actually i lowkey do but the mfs in the house right next to mine tried to extort money from us once. it didn't work lol
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slay!!! i hope you and your boyfriend's outing went well <3
i went out to eat with my mom lmfao but that wasn鈥檛 really valentine's day-related we just wanted to go somewhere for enrichment
also yes i gotta get that money to fund my several extremely expensive hobbies help. and to put money in my savings account. i'm in my finance era or something
i've gotta start touring college campuses omfg. there's a few in a nearby city i'll look into so. we will see how that goes
I am good
Girl there is so much news in my life
First off the sad part I got rejected by a school with a 13% acceptance rate, waitlisfed by a school with like 10% acceptance rate
But uh we keep hoping
Anyways there night be a snow day tmr
And also I've obtained myself a real life man ...
forgive me for the late reply i got lost in the sauce
rip about the school stuff </3
i'm sure it'll work out for you fr though. manifesting it 馃檹
was there a snow day 馃憗馃憗
also you've got yourself a man? congrats!!
tbh my life hasn't been super interesting lol i got a job and i've been lolitamaxxing since. i have yet to find a college to transfer to though which is. arguably more important than surfing jp mercari for brand skhfkdjdjhdkf
i'll figure it out though. hopefully within the next few decades
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I am good
Girl there is so much news in my life
First off the sad part I got rejected by a school with a 13% acceptance rate, waitlisfed by a school with like 10% acceptance rate
But uh we keep hoping
Anyways there night be a snow day tmr
And also I've obtained myself a real life man ...
forgive me for the late reply i got lost in the sauce
rip about the school stuff </3
i'm sure it'll work out for you fr though. manifesting it 馃檹
was there a snow day 馃憗馃憗
also you've got yourself a man? congrats!!
tbh my life hasn't been super interesting lol i got a job and i've been lolitamaxxing since. i have yet to find a college to transfer to though which is. arguably more important than surfing jp mercari for brand skhfkdjdjhdkf
i'll figure it out though. hopefully within the next few decades
#oiphity dot text#asks 馃憗馃憗#oh it's valentine's day. happy valentine's day i guess. i will most certainly be looking at discount candy afterwards
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Hello mutual isidore
Long time no interact
omg hi mutual lili
how are you 馃憗馃憗
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#evocative post#i think about this post on a semi-regular basis. godspeed limp dick calvin. godspeed
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60 years ago today jfk鈥檚 head just did that
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i do not consider myself much of a frev girlie anymore but i have attached myself to this server like a barnacle and i feel the need to try to revive it a little. so, if you want to discuss dead french men with like-minded people on discord, here you go lol
there is a short verification process to get full access to the server, but that literally just consists of writing a short intro and then pinging the mods so you can be given the role that'll grant you access to everything else. we had a raid a few months back so we locked our shit down afterwards and revised a few things
https://discord.gg/HwM2BKagya
#oiphity dot text#frev#i guess? that tag suffices lmao#please be patient while being verified though. it might take a little while for someone to see your message#i've got a job so i'm not as chronically online as i used to be lmao and i'm sure other server members/mods are in a similar boat
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why was shipping for the model kit i preordered $38... fedex priority would never do this to me
#oiphity dot text#japan. i am getting this shipped in from japan#why is it so expensive though that box can't be more than like a kilo. girl#okay maybe i shouldn't glorify fedex that much they鈥檙e expensive too but my packages arrive to my door within like 2-3 days max.#that shipping is no slouch fr
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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed
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JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull
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