this tweet has been rattling around my head all day like a pinball in a machine

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

A todays tip from my your neighborhood kink Mom: please consider sharing pertinent parts of your medical history with your new partner!! And I don’t only mean STI/Ds!!!

Obviously it’s not required of you to tell them you have asthma that tends to flare up when you’re stressed or overexcited but it might be v helpful so your sub can get you your inhaler when they’ll see you wheezing because they just took those spanks so beautifully and your lungs agree with you!!!

You might not want to be tied up and suspended while your blood sugar is dropping and having to fight off the dizziness and the sleepiness to walk your dom through the effects type 1 diabetes can have on your bondage experience!!!

Please my babes, remember kink is fun but also dangerous so PREPARE because I cannot hear another scary story!!!!

Person: What's your book about?

Writers:

I'm both somehow 🙃

I love representation of monster fuckers in movies

dean/tommy rarepair u are everything to meeeeee

she r on my p til i f

looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

I love the way you draw the whore man 👍

THE WHORE MAN?????? thank you i guess BUT WHO IS THE WHORE MAN

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

Lo hemos intentado todo

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

a world where the hurts are greater

The masc carabiner and the femme chatelaine.

Every discord I’ve ever been in has had a pets channel. I like that about humans. Our companions will never understand this form of affection, yet we still love them so much that we make space for them even in a virtual communities. We care regardless of whether it can be understood or returned.