Very rude how the tone of a conversation can change so quickly, I don’t approve.

In the mood for enemies to lovers but specifically the part where they realize they’re in love but I don’t feel like reading all the set up but if there’s no set up then what the hell are these characters but letters on a page. I have the hardest life anyones ever lived

My experience with tea? Exclusively selling it in a cafe where they had like 50 kinds. Selling it to people who knew exactly what they wanted and how they wanted it done. Oh you want the Dark Oolong steeped half as long with a teaspoon honey? On it. Chrysanthemum tea with maple syrup? What the fuck for but aye aye. Our Assam steeped at exactly 94* with whipped cream? Sure. But if you ask me for ‘any old green tea’ I will blue screen.

I feel like being buried alive would be really easy to get out of? Like just… stand up? Let the dirt go in around you?

Oh to be a cat napping on a heating vent

‘It’s just a phase you’ll get over it’ YES!!! BECAUSE THATS HOW TEENAGERS LEARN ABOUT THE WORLD AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THEMSELVES!! IM LEARNING WHAT PARTS IM GOING TO KEEP IM MY ADULT PERSONALITY AND WHAT PARTS TO DISCARD!! YES IT IS A PHASE! FUCK OFF

One thing about me? I will be influenced by the music. I can cry then dance while in love and then deliver the most dramatic monologue you’ve seen, just give me the background music.

Wordy by aavfvl

Kaveh Akbar, from “Personal Inventory: Fearless (Temporis Fila)”, Calling a Wolf a Wolf 

Oh to be a faceless coachman in a historical romance novel who hits every possible stone on the road to force intimacy

There are three things every country has developed on their own without outside influence. Fried dough, sword, and a type of cat.

Why did nobody tell me Matilda was directed by DANNY DAVITO?????

I think the theater kids had fun with this one.

Ah the pain of wording a text to still be polite but also not make it seem like I’m open

I believe I have come to the terrible realization that my love language is acts of service. Which means I am simultaneously very lazy and going to be doing things for the rest of my life.

Can we pause a moment to mention the real g, the second and only, the sweet cheese, William LaMontagne Jr? Whom got married with a bullet wound in his shoulder?? And also a quite possible concussion???

I really need to organize my playlist sometime. I just listened to Mama Mia, El Tango De Roxane, and then Toxic