Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret

A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

“If you glue a dead wasp to the palm of your hand, you can hit your boss on the back of the head as hard as you like and act like you saved him.”

— Life Hacks For People With No Moral Compass (x)

this is absolutely the best thing i have read all day

“I called you”

I know, I watched the phone ring

no one man should have this much power

Sweeter vibes

I want a girl who ain’t afraid to tell me she want dick