pretty handsome awkward syndrome. instead of brain there is pretty handsome awkward
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Hollywood is gonna kill me
Music video out now 馃幀馃
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mikey way makes bread tumblr explodes
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i don't know how to use a shotgun can you demonstrate how it works by shooting me in the head
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i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it鈥檚 those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they鈥檒l rot for it聽
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i did NOT think you meant avatar
Okay guys hear me out.. the fabulous killjoys but like as benders
I haven鈥檛 decided which elements they would bend but I am thinking up thoughts rn
I really like smashing my interests together into little hybrid babies
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okokok I have a story. So you guys must have heard/know for yourselves, that in alt communities people tend to have weird honorific names. And that's really good, because someone gave them that name in love and affection, so you know that they're trustworthy. In my little crew, we have Eyeball. Eyeball, brother of Hook-Hand Jimmy, is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, genuinely caring and goes out of his way to protect his friends. Most people assume Eyeball earned his stripes in some kind of fight, or otherwise metal accident. They are wrong. Eyeball is named so as he once was so invested in a barbecue that he caught an ember to the eye and had to wear a patch for six weeks.
The sequel to this is that upon realising his brother's shiny new nefarious seafarer image, Hook-Hand thought of the funniest possible move and made it. He changed his prosthetic hand to a hook, and spent ages working out how to use it in everyday life. Thus came the birth of The Pirate Twins.
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another day volunteering at the labyrinth... everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck david bowie. buddy, they wont even let ME fuck david bowie.
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running towards the guy with the gun because he鈥檚 hot
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"if we were all like you in the end" yeah well im not. im my own kind of crazy and fucked up and no one else is this brand of weird. also i am special and god's favourite princess and the only girl in the world. so.
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"im a top" " im a bottom" ok i've seen the light??? im saluting the dead and leading the fight???
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i won't go down by myself but ill go down on my friends!!!!!!!!!
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i want a bf so bad dude like i just want a boy to love me to care about me like that鈥檚 it that鈥檚 all i need in life rn
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SAVE ME FROM MY SELF-DESTRUCTION, HOPELESS FOR YA | anoctivaga
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on one hand, violence is never the answer. on the other,
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